i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
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when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
We have started to decorate penises.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
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Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
It's shark week go big or go home
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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