i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
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is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
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I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
May the power of my ass compel you!!
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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