Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
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Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
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You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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