why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
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Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
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I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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