is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
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she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
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Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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