Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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