Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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