how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
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Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
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I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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