He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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