If that was your dad, he is hot
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
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