i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
