She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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