I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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