There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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