How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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