Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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