Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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