I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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