normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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