STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
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It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
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I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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