Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Need sex. Gaining weight.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
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i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
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Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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