One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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