quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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