Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
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Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
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Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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