I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
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Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
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You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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