Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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