Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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