Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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