So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
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We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
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Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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