dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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