no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Be still, my beating vagina.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
Randomize
