After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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