I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
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My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
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I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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