I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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