do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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