wat bout pragnant strippers??
hell yes lets make some ravioli
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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