Please, let me fuck your mom
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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