"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
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You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
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No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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