I'm gonna have a badass scar
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
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I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
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I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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