you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
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I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
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fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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