She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
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was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
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Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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