I want to stick my p in your. b.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Shame - the story of my life.
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