Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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