So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
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the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
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Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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