Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Randomize
