I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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