fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
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I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
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I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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