he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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