I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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