Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
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you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
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we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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