So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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