So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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