I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
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Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
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No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
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