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I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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