ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
soo... how was my night?
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