I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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