Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
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Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
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We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
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