Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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