so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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